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Which address do you send the subscription socks to?
We will always send the socks out to the address in the subscription form. When you check-out, you will also be asked for a shipping address, but this is for folks who order a subscription and then want to order socks for themselves. Whatever you put in the subscription form, is the one we’ll use for the subscription.
When do you send socks out?
Our trusty and reliable sock monkey Fred sends subscription socks at the end of the third full week of each month.
Will the socks arrive on the same day each month?
We’d love for them to come on the same day each month, but timing can range depending on a number of factors, including stat holidays, shark tornados, etc. If the socks are beyond a normal delivery delay, please email us so we can check on the status of the package.
Can I pick the socks you send out?
We are constantly coming up with new designs, so we always suggest to let the universe decide, but if you know of a design or two that the recipient would absolutely love, please let us know in the note box and we’ll do our best. We do reserve the right to change your requested design based on our availability. You can also request things such as “more conservative, more funky, etc, etc.” We’ll always do our best to accommodate.
What’s the process for changing my address?
Just send us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org with your name and new address and “ADDRESS CHANGE" as the subject line. If you do not update us with a new address, and the socks have been sent, we will wait patiently for them to be returned so we can send them to the new shiny updated address.
Does the subscription automatically renew?
We know that reoccurring billing and auto renew is sometimes super convenient, but we also know how super annoying it is to be auto subscribed to something beyond the time initially intended. For this reason, we currently do not keep you wrangled into anything automatic. To renew your subscription, simply resubscribe for the term you’d like. Our sock monkey Fred has filed away all the previous designs you’ve already been sent, so don’t worry about duplicates. Just make sure you tick the handy dandy resubscribing box when you’re putting your info back in!
I got a duplicate pair, what do I do?
Hey, we’re human, and sometimes we make mistakes. If you received a duplicate pair please email us right away at email@example.com and we’ll get you sorted. This only applies to subscription duplicates. If your Aunt Betty gave you a subscription and didn’t tell us you already had a design, well you’ll probably have to live with it. BUT, still get in contact so we can make a note of any other designs you have.
I don’t like the pair you sent me. Can I exchange them?
The short answer for this is... Whaaaaat!?!? You don’t like a pair of our socks...? We are so hurt. Ok, we are over it now. Our subscription selection is completely random and we allocate inventory ahead of time. If we’ve sent you a design that isn’t your cup of tea, our suggestion is to give them a shot anyway (you might be surprised with how much you like them on your feet). If you really just cannot get over it, and they are the ugliest things you’ve ever seen, maybe re-gift them to a friend (or your arch enemy).
How does your sizing work?
We have the following sizing available.
Men’s 7-12 / Women’s 8-13 - These are a mid-calf sock that will fit most men, and will also fit a Women’s shoe size 8-13.
Women’s 5-10 / Men’s 4-8 - These are a crew sock (above the ankle) that will fit most women. They will also fit a Men’s shoe size 4-8
Kids socks are available in 3 sizes. Small, Medium, and Large. Different kids have different sized feet, so it’s better to think of this as a guideline. Our kid socks are based off shoe sizes. If a pair of our kid socks is a little big, they will shrink down in the wash/dry cycle.
Ages 2 - 4 | Shoe Size 5 - 9
Ages 5 - 7 | Shoe Size 10 - 2
Ages 8 - 12 | Shoe Size 3 - 6